In nineteen and fifty nine, we took a little hike,
We took a little pizza and we took some saurkrauts,
And we marched along together till we heard the girl scouts ...

We're the boys from Camp Koogamonga,
Our mothers sent us here for to study nature's ways,
We learned to make sparks by rubbing sticks together,
But if we catch the girls then we'll set the woods ablaze ... ... ...

And I was mad because my mother sent me up here ha-ha-ha ...

Well we crept up to the water and we see the girls a-swimmin',
There must have been a hundred of them pretty young women,
They looked so fine even birds forgot to sing,
We lay down in the poison oak and didn't say a thing ...

We're the boys from Camp Koogamonga,
Our mothers sent us here for to study nature's ways,
We learned to make sparks by rubbing sticks together,
But if we catch the girls then we'll set the woods ablaze ...

Hey will one of you fellas scratch my back ? ...

Well our counselor said we could take them by surprize,
If we didn't say a word till we looked them in the eyes,
We kept real still and we had our eyes aglued,
We saw how they were dressed they were swimming in the Well -l now ...

We're the boys from Camp Koogamonga,
Our mothers sent us here for to study nature's ways,
We learned to make sparks by rubbing sticks together,
But if we catch the girls we'll set the woods ablaze ... ... ...

Well they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles,
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go,
They ran so fast even we couldn't catch them,
And we can even hike all the way to Buffalo ...

Hey fellas wait for me !!! ...

Well we ran right after them till everone was pooped,
So we rested for a minite and our forces we regrouped,
Then we saw the girls behind some evergreens,
Captured by a company of United States Marines ...

We're the boys from Camp Koogamonga,
Our mothers sent us here for to study nature's ways,
We learned to make sparks by rubbing sticks together,
But if we catch the girls we'll set the woods ablaze ... ... ...

Aww ! Those big guys get everything ...

Well they ran through the brairs and they ran through the brambles,
They ran through the bushes where a rabbit wouldn't go,
They ran so fast even we couldn't catch them,
And we can even hike all the way to Buffalo ...

A-Rootie-toot-toot a-rootie-toot-toot,
Ah we are the boys from the boy scout troop,
We don't smoke and we don't chew,
And we don't go with the girls that do ... ... ...
*Battle of Koogamonga*